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Yo Dawg!!!!!!!

So I have decided to post about dogs (DAGS in noob). I do not know why. So dont ask. I just know that as I was searching the web, I found a picture of a dog and i thought it would be funny to post about them. This Dog appears to be resting. Contrary to the popular belief of cats, Dogs are man's best friend and do not lay around like this often so please forgive this mut. He is sleepy because he was beating up random kittens and ducks all day. Let it rain! So this dog is black and wants a baby.

Random facts about dags!

1. They eat food
2. they poo
3. they smell like fart
4. they are friendly
5. they bust cats up
6. they hate people on drugs...
7. they... eat food

Well, umm there you go... Be happy and go get a puppy...

Amway Arena

And now.... introducing your starting lineups for the INTERNATIONAL COMMUNITY SCHOOL COMETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (insert cool Chicago Bulls theme song here). Starting with a sprained ankle at six two, 175 pounds of pure solid muskles... Number 33...ROBBIE ALDERMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And the crowd goes wild!!!!!!!! Well even though 10,000 people wont be screaming my name like they were for Hedo Turkoglu Sunday afternoon, it is still a huge honor to be playing in the Amway Arena. On the same court that the magic will be playing on almost seven hours after us. I am so pumped! It is very exciting. Who knows...if you have direcTV you might be able to see me on sunshine network... I dont know but I am pretty stoked...Well see you all later. BTDUB!!!! Thanks to Audrey for posting after the longest posting drought in blogger history. KUDOS to her.

3 Months and 2 Days... I think I set a record?

AND NOW..................................................

THE MOMENT YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AFTER THREE LONG MONTHS AND TWO HARSH DAYS....................................

Your dear friend has decided to post again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DADADADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well uh...there you go. Have fun commenting that.

*New Post*

Coming later today...

hopefully...........

Camping Adventures

I know you are all shocked that I am getting a new post this quickly but this was worth blogging about. Well yesterday we went camping for a little bit. My family went for dinner and then I decided to spend the night there with some buddies. First I have to tell you this... My dear (but not bright) friend Matt Galecki was playing man hunt with all of us and he was running from Jeff. Well it was late which means it was dark and Matt, without being aware of what lay in his path, ran head on into an oak tree. I do not know how it happened but only seconds after that, Jeff ran into a palmetto bush and cut his hands open. So, as they writhed and ached in their agony, as a good friend I am entitled to laughing hysterically at my blind friends. It was only a few minutes after this that I was running from Matt and Jeff and I tripped and fell into a humongous spider web. I stood up and frantically ran around brushing the sticky string off of me meanwhile as Matt and Jeff returned the favor of laughing at me.

Next Story: There was limited sleeping space last night so go figure that the five grown boys were the ones picked to sleep in the three person tent. And God bless the Lambs for enduring a night of loud laughter, screaming, making obscene hand gestures at mosquitoes, and star wars and lord of the rings impersonations. But anyways, Jeff, Garrett, Matt, Bryan, and I all squeezed into the the three man tent. It was very comfortable until the farting began. This started a long chain of disgusting noises, laughter, anger at mosquitoes, more laughter, Bryan sleep talking, and more laughter, and alot of other things that ultimatley brought about more and more laughter. And you must understand... It is soooooo so so much easier for five girls to sleep in a three person tent with each other than it is for five guys to. When you get five guys in a three person tent, it just becomes, well, let's say, "Faggish." This is how Bryan puts it. Anyways, we crawl into the tent and start to put the zipper down. Jeff starts to put the zipper down. Jeff plays football. Jeff is strong. Jeff, breaks the zipper half way through zipping the tent up. Resulting in a half open tent all night long. Thanks Jeff. So all night long, mosquitoes keep coming into the tent and eating the crap out of us. Literally in Matt's case... lol. So, we tried to make the evening quicker by telling jokes and making impersonations of movie characters. Garrett soon got sick of this and left the tent. Four boys in the tent. Then, we brought out the glow sticks. We started lightsaber fighting with them. Jeff got annoyed and went into the Lamb's car. Three men left... By this point, Bryan had fallen asleep so Matt and I were left awake telling more jokes and passing more gas. All of a sudden, Bryan sits up, looks around, and screams, "GOOD!!! FREEKING FROGS ARE GONE!!! I HATE THEM!!!!!!!!!" This sent me on a rolling around, drooling, puking our guts up torrent of laughter. Bryan, then continued and said, "What... what???" He looked at Matt and I and said loudly, "WHAT ARE YOU GUYS LAUGHING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Matt and I began laughing again. Bryan looked at us until we finally regained the self control to answer him. Long story short... He was sleep talking. About frogs?? I dont know. Anyways, Matt went to the bathroom and Bryan and I fell asleep. Quick side note: Matt did not know that Jeff was in the Lambs car. Matt comes screaming back into the tent and jumps on me waking me up and Bryan too from the loud noises. I look at him, smack him, and ask him what his problem is. He points to the car and says, "There is something in there..." I look at Bryan and he shakes his head implying it is too late to play any kind of joke on this kid so I simply tell him that Jeff is in the car. He says, "oh" and goes to bed. Bryan and I stay up a little bit later listening to the faint drizzle of rain. All of a sudden, the rain comes pouring through the tent's window in a matter of seconds and Bryan and I frantically try to zip up the tent window. It gets stuck and sheets of rain are pouring into my face as i try to zip it. The rain passes as quickly as it goes leaving me, Bryan and the tent in a wet smelly mess. Yeah, to wrap things up...it was a fun night. Yeah, so I love camping and I will definitley be going next year.

Homecoming

So wow I am truly sorry I have not posted for a while I was waiting for something big to happen and it finally happened last weekend. I got to go to my first public school dance with the most amazing girl and friend in the world, Ms. Audrey Knight. It was at her school Winter Park and we went and took pictures and had dinner at her friend Jessica's house and then we went to the dance. It was fun because we rented a limo that about ten minutes into the trip broke down in the middle of I-4. So that was nice. So some parents came and picked us up and took us to the Hard Rock Cafe which is where the dance was. And it was sooo much fun. I will be going to every dance I can get my money wrapped around until I graduate. lol. But yea it was really fun and it could not have been any more fun than going with Audrey. So...for everyone who has been waiting for a post...there you go.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is that time of year again. The time where I wake up in the morning and smell that awesome smell of bacon and eggs floating through the kitchen. That time of year when you hear the screams of tens of thousands people supporting their school. That time when you make a complete and total fool of yourself by screaming loudly, painting your body your school's colors, popping a beer with your frat buddies, and always sitting on the edge of your seat when you have a quarterback like Drew Weatherford throwing a bomb into tripple coverage 60 yards down field.
Oh yes. It is. It is college football season. The time of year that lasts only four months but you wished it lasted for twelve. People come from all over the country to watch games like FSU vs MIAMI or the GAYTORS vs the VOLUNTEERS. And of course those are just the Florida rivalries but their are many more spread across the country. And today, is gameday. The tragedy stricken Virginia Tech looking for hope in their football team taking on East Carolina University. And it only gets better all day when the Gators play, the Trojans play, the Wolfpack, and so many more. But the best and yes i am a slight biased. The best game this weekend will happen Monday night, September 3rd at 8 o'clock. The Florida State Seminoles will take on Clemson. I love College football.